Review: Grape City

Posted in Uncategorized on February 8, 2010 by dwbarbee

Grape City is kind of like A Clockwork Orange.  They’re both set in stylish dystopias filled with dehumanizing ultraviolence, and they both use a lot of cool weird wordplay.  They’re also both named after fruits.

But while A Clockwork Orange is a tale of raw energy, Grape City is told from a perspective of quiet desperation.  You see, humankind has become so violent and depraved that Hell had to close.  People everywhere are horror-banging and slam-raping, cannibalism is chic, and you’re lucky if you can find anyone who can at least pretend to be sane.

So when Hell closed, the demons were sent up to earth as refugees, only to learn that humans’ violence is far worse than the pure evil of Hell.  Charles is our guide through this world.  As a demon living in this screwed up world, he’s sad, pissed-off, lonely, desperate, vulnerable, and utterly humiliated.  Charles makes it by with only the tiniest of comforts.  Grape City has a few flaws, but Kevin Donihe has created a really great character in Charles.  This book should be read even if it’s just to watch Charles make his way through this ultraviolent world.

The ending is a little awkward and rushed.  It didn’t seem to fit the rest of the story, but I think that’s forgivable.  I feel like this book was a kind of catharsis for Donihe.  The story basically follows Charles on a few exploits in this world and we get to see his desperate attempts to find a place in it.  Everyone can relate to that.  Now imagine that sort of universal struggle set in a culture so unintelligent and needlessly violent that it makes a guy with Hellraiser pins in his face wince.  That’s what you’ll get here.

What’s Kevin Shamel reading? CARNAGELAND!

Posted in Uncategorized on February 4, 2010 by dwbarbee

My bizarro buddy Kevin Shamel is one of the coolest dudes I know.  He’s ginger, he’s got a mohawk, he makes a wicked martini, and he’s not afraid to shoot you with a plastic revolver.  Today he wrote an article about the importance of reading and why bizarro fiction is perfect for people who don’t read enough or want to read more.  He cited four books in his article, and one of them was Carnageland.  So check out this cool piece written by a cool dude.  And remember, bizarro is FUNdamental!

http://whatarewritersreading.blogspot.com/

Carlton Mellick III talks the NBAS

Posted in Uncategorized on February 3, 2010 by dwbarbee

Howdy, folks.  Carlton Mellick III posted an article today about the New Bizarro Author Series.  How it started, who’s involved, and what it means for the future of bizarro fiction.  In case you didn’t know, Carlton Mellick III is like the godfather of bizarro.  I’ve personally seen his sideburns consume a baby panda.  In this article he gives examples of why you should buy each and every one of the NBAS books.  Especially Carnageland.

Read it here:  http://carltonmellick.com/2010/02/03/introducing-the-new-bizarro-author-series/

By the way, my wife took that picture of us.

More Praise for Carnageland

Posted in Uncategorized on February 2, 2010 by dwbarbee

A good friend from my days at Mercer University had this to say about Carnageland:

“Reading Carnageland was like taking my brain out of my skull with a spoon and placing it into a blender.  It was a roller coaster ride that I didn’t want to end.  Its decadent chaos left me writhing and foaming at the mouth for more.  At the end, I wanted to read more of 898’s adventures and exploitations.  I cannot wait for the next work that comes for the darkest recesses of David Barbee’s mind.”  –Karen Bembry

Get Carnageland here:  http://www.amazon.com/Carnageland-David-W-Barbee/dp/1933929952/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1265152836&sr=8-1

Carnageland @ Temple Library Reviews

Posted in Uncategorized on February 2, 2010 by dwbarbee

Got a review today for Carnageland from a Mr. Harry Markov from Temple Library Reviews.  And while bizarro might not necessarily be Harry’s bag, he at least understands it well enough.  He gave Carnageland a B-, which by my academic standards is pretty damn good.

My favorite part is “Bodies pile up in these 67 pages faster than in Rambo 4″  Check out the whole review here:

http://templelibraryreviews.blogspot.com/2010/02/review-i-carnageland-by-david-barbee.html

Radioactive Rat-Giraffe

Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2010 by dwbarbee

MORE ALIENS!  Behold the Radioactive Rat-Giraffe….

Win this guy when you buy Carnageland!  As usual, purchase my book and contact me with your mailing info to get free bizarro stuff.  Your bookshelf won’t look the same without one of these guys keeping watch:

Review: Chemical Gardens

Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2010 by dwbarbee

On a personal note, I go gay for the Wizard of Oz.  It’s true.  So a bizarro version of Oz written by Gina Ranalli was going to be up my alley anyway.  Chemical Gardens isn’t a remake of Oz like Gregory Maguire’s “Wicked” series.  It’s more of a bizarro translation.  It’s as if Ms. Ranalli filtered the Oz story through her own twisted imagination and this is what came out.

Filling in for Dorothy, Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin-Man is a punk band called Green Is the Enemy.  They’re sent to an Oz-like world (which is actually the Seattle Underground) and they’re desperate to get home to play the biggest gig of their lives.  Sound weird enough?  We see the Seattle Underground through their front woman, Ro, who is a punk-rocker through and through.  With the heavy punk influence and lots of surreal imagery, Gina Ranalli makes the Seattle Underground into a twisted landscape of the weird.  Strange sights and dangers lurk around every corner, and yet the plot itself sticks closely with the original Wizard of Oz framework.  You may be able to predict what comes next (flying monkeys, for example), but you’ll have no idea what sort of form it will take (flying… well, you should read it yourself to find out).

The result here is a colorful and tense bizarro fairy tale.  Gina Ranalli’s interpretation of the most well-known story in the Oz cycle is so completely weird that you won’t notice how familiar everything is.  There are twists and turns that will make you want to read this book all over again.

Carnageland invades the UK!

Posted in Uncategorized on January 22, 2010 by dwbarbee

Got my first review from a British bizarro reader, Mr Kevin Sweeney, co-author of Sideshow P.I.  I love when people review my book, and because Sir Kevin is British, he has a really good vocabulary and his review kicks ass.  Anyone who compares Carnageland to Romero’s Dawn of the Dead is good people.  Here’s what he had to say:

“This very short tale… how to describe it?  I could say that it makes me think of a car crash between one of Richard Stark’s “Parker” novels (one character doggedly kills his way through other characters, saying “I want my money…” as a mantra) and the cancelled Nickelodeon show “Invader Zim” (a little green man comes a-conquering.)  Or maybe it would be simpler to call it “Shrek” as directed by Quentin Tarantino.  This story is fast, fun, crisp and clean; there is a message, but in the same broad sense as Romero setting a zombie film in a shopping mall, but most of all this is a Saturday morning cartoon fiction.”

Awesome!  This is hereby proof that ALL British people love Carnageland and so should you!  Get Carnageland here:  http://www.amazon.com/Carnageland-David-W-Barbee/dp/1933929952/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1264119420&sr=8-1

Carnageland @ Living with a Nerd

Posted in Uncategorized on January 19, 2010 by dwbarbee

The awesome people at “Living with a Nerd” reviewed Carnageland, saying it was “a fantastic addition to the Bizzaro world, and this book deserves a place on your bookshelf”

Check out the whole review here:  http://livingwithanerd.com/carnageland/#more-809

Carnageland @ Withersin Magazine

Posted in Uncategorized on January 14, 2010 by dwbarbee

Folks, it’s been a busy week for Carnageland.  Here’s what Withersin had to say about my book:

“The fiction of D.W. Barbee is Bizarro at its most Mephistophelian. D.W. Barbee is the college roommate who argues that you can go to class anytime but the Sega Genesis in the common room is free NOW, he is the voice in your head that says that five sit-ups will burn off a chicken parmesan sandwich with bacon, the little gnome on your shoulder that says “invest your tax refund…in cartoons and gourmet cheeseburgers!” D.W. Barbee might be the reason you had to take your phone off the hook to avoid creditors. As if these devious Captain Crunch powered id monkeys didn’t have enough authority over us, Barbee’s new book Carnageland outfits them with flying saucers and ray guns.

        The book’s protagonist, Invader 898 is a ruthless, humorless, ultra-efficient living weapon. He is immune to temptation and guile and his Doomshooter is capable of firing practically anything. But when he comes into contact with the ludicrous and mysterious art of magic…he continues to kick ass. Mythical being after mythical being is devastated by dispassionate ray gun fire and a hearty dose of common sense as 898 cuts a fantastic swathe through the gay ass world of fantasy literature, a world that has ten simpering Harry Potters for every one slaughteriffic Elric or Conan. But, as he draws nearer to the end of his goal he discovers…that the residents of the planet are still fucking stupid and deserve to die. How can you not love this? There is no learning, there is no technology versus magic argument; only senseless slaughter of wacky, namby-pamby adversaries. All hail the Captain Crunch powered id monkey! Its fun, its violent; it rots your brain. In other words, buy it now.”

I like that review!  Get Carnageland here and let your freak flag fly: http://www.amazon.com/Carnageland-David-W-Barbee/dp/1933929952/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263511172&sr=1-1