Wookiees love Carnageland

So I was playing holochess with a fellow author the other day.  Only this fellow author is WOOKIEE, otherwise known as Jason Wuchenich, author of “Dinner Bell for the Dream Worms.”  I beat him soundly, as he is a terribly holochess player.  He proceeded to rip off my arms and say this about my book Carnageland:

 

“Your first book is a cornucopia of XXX rated fairy-tales,” he roared.  You can read more of what he said here: http://www.amazon.com/Carnageland-David-W-Barbee/dp/1933929952/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i

 

 

To me it was all grunts and growls.  Wookiee’s a weird guy and after complimenting Carnageland he kidnapped Princess Leia and, as of this blog posting, he has impregnated her and is awaiting the birth of his half-human half-Wookiee offspring.  Still, huge thanks to Mr Wuchenich for the kind words and congratulations on his growing progeny.  He’s one helluva fuzzball.

 

Are you getting the references? Yes, this was the “Star Wars episode” of my blog, because yes, Star Wars is STILL the coolest.  Go watch it with your kids so they don’t grow up to be assholes.

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