“Alien invaders. They want your planet, they want your money, and they won’t stop until they have it all. Invader 898 is about to embark on his first assignment, but when he is sent to a backwoods planet on the far side of the universe, he’s stranded with millions of fairy tale whores, pornographic fables, and magical hermaphrodites. Armed only with his Doomshooter and the strange singing trumpet betwixt his legs, 898 must complete his mission while resisting the temptations of the fantasy creatures. For an invader, victory means promotion and failure means the pink slip of death. Carnageland is a perverted odyssey of sci-fi and fantasy, shaken and stirred so that only one may emerge alive.”

“This novella kept me laughing non-stop and wanting more once the last page was read.  Barbee definitely has a promising future in the world of bizarro and I would recommend all libraries adding it to their collections for readers to enjoy.” –Monster Librarian

“David Barbee showcases his talent in a tale that kept me turning the pages and chuckling delightfully.  For a reader as jaded as Rage, this fun Bizarro tale was a breath of fresh air.” –Reverend Steven Rage, author of You Morbid Westphal
“I really enjoyed the journey Mr. Barbee took me through on his first published novellette. What should you expect? Expect weird. Expect fun. Expect violence. Expect no apologies.”  –William Pauley III, author of DOOM MAGNETIC!

“Basically, this story has extreme sex and violence, and clever cartoony ideas connected to fairy tales and alien invasions.  If that sounds like an ideal combination, CARNAGELAND is your book.” –Awesomer Than Thou

“Were you a dork in high school? Did you play Dungeons & Dragons or read books featuring knights, wizards, elves, hobbits, and clerics? Do you hate these things now? Would you like to see these characters and creatures of fantasy killed in the most brutal of ways? If so, CARNAGELAND is the book for you. It’s Takashi Miike’s Izo meets the Shrek movies if Izo were a little green alien rather than an undead samurai.” –Bradley Sands, author of It Came From Below the Belt

“CARNAGELAND is a fantastic addition to the Bizarro world, and deserves a place on your bookshelf.” –Living with a Nerd

“Call it “Shrek” as directed by Quentin Tarantino.  This story is fast, fun, crisp and clean; there is a message in the same broad sense as Romero setting a zombie film in a shopping mall.” –Kevin Sweeney, co-author of Sideshow PI

“Imagine Fractured Fairy Tales twisted by Todd McFarlane.” –Eric Mays, author of Naked Metamorphosis

“I think Mr. Barbee touches on (and destroys) every beloved fairy tale creature, D&D meme, and 80’s action cartoon there ever was.  This is good, vibrant writing” –Kevin Shamel, author of Rotten Little Animals

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