Thunderpussy

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When it comes to high-tech global espionage, only one man has the balls to save humanity from the world’s most powerful bastards. His libido is legendary and his mustache once killed a man. He’s the cat’s pajamas and the dog’s bollocks. He’s Declan Magpie Bruce, Agent 00X.

And when every other spy is perforated, it’s up to him to stop a maniacal genius bent on destroying the planet. To do so, he’ll navigate a deadly gauntlet of kung fu Rastafarians, freakish henchmen, velociraptor ladies, and the most dangerous pussy in the world. There will be secrets and seduction, luxury and lunacy, and a beautiful French jewel thief who could kick Declan Bruce’s arse with her eyes closed.

Thunderpussy is a bizarro cyberspy thriller that’ll fry every microchip the government secretly implanted in your brain.

“One of the most promising new writers in the bizarro fiction scene.” -CARLTON MELLICK III, author of Cuddly Holocaust and Tumor Fruit.

“Fast, furious, funny, and freaky. The four F’s of fabulousness.” -KEVIN SHAMEL, author of Rotten Little Animals and Island of the Super People.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get a copy of Thunderpussy.

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